Watch Me Whip Belmont Vampire Hunter Castlevania Fan Parody T-shirt

We have a new shirt. Here’s what happened when we got our resident writer to write some copy…“I just did it right.” -- Ian“Yes, but please do it again. Reword it a little, you know. I could write the copy, after all.” -- Stan Aardvark“I’m not used to more than one person trying to tell me how to write this copy. Why are you asking me for another one?” -- Ian“I thought there was a slight problem, and we’d just like to be sure.” -- Stan“Jeez… Can I see what I gave you for a minute, please?” -- Ian“Certainly.” -- Stan“’We know a remote wood in Aljiba, where a skeleton lives. Every July, stairs appear.’ Do you really mean that? Was that the problem?” -- Ian“Well, it’s true if you go to past the wood to the lake and kneel with the blue crystal. Can you add that part in? Put an ellipsis in there, too. We don’t want the V/O guy having problems later.” -- Stan“I already put that part in later. The blue crystal part. I’m already past that. Stop trying to edit me over my shoulder.” -- Ian“We thi