SMOKE SHOW

I smell you over there sitting in the penalty box, two minutes for tripping, like you just got all hugged up with a skunk. I watched you and your line mates stumble outta the van after the big smoke plume. You still got the circular bong marks around your lips and your eyes are a beautiful shade of pinky-red. Now all you need to complete the haze is a blazin tin of Absolute Filth SMOKE SHOW wax for your bitchin stick tape job. It’s a blend of Kentucky Blue Grass and Colombian Gold. It’ll help you toe-drag a pigeon, slow you down while you go bar down, and then get you stoned to the Bejesus Belt. Make sure to bring that bag of chips and a can of air freshener to cure the dank stank. Heck, it might even be good for your cataracts. The fine folks at Absolute Filth combined the finest and freshest herbs and ingredients from Mother Earth to create this SMOKE SHOW Patchouli scented  stick wax. So don’t miss out on this event, fellow Ganja-neers. When we are out, the stash is cashed.