No Talkie Before Chief Has Coffee (8"x12" Metal Sign)

Everyone knows the rule. The Warrant has their own schedule, their own priorities, and their own entire ecosystem of mysteries that no one else is cleared to understand. What you do understand is this: Do not approach. Do not request. Do not ask questions. Not until the Chief has coffee. This 8" x 12" metal sign is your base-level safety measure — like wearing gloves around brake cleaner or never calling the S6 after 1530. Post it in the office, the shop, the TOC, the motor pool, your kitchen, or directly above the coffee pot like a standing order. Standardized messaging prevents incidents. Let the Chief caffeinate. Then, and only then, may your business be discussed.