Silent Night My Ass 15 Ounce Mug - Limited Edition

Four elves. One mortar tube. Zero chill. Welcome to the North Pole’s most unhinged fire team — the Mistletoe Mortar Platoon. They’re undertrained, over-caffeinated, and fully authorized to deliver holiday cheer via indirect fire. This 15 oz mug features the tactical trio loading a peppermint-striped round into a questionably safe artillery system, because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like danger close on your grandma’s fruitcake. 15 oz ceramic mug Dishwasher & microwave safe Probably too powerful for civilian kitchen use ARC-tested. Veteran-approved.