Donald Pump

"I purchased this shirt thinking it would be funny to wear to the gym every once in a while and make some people laugh. Boy did I underestimate the power of this tank. The first day I wore the tank to the gym, I got there at about 5am and as I was walking in the front door I looked up and the stars aligned into a perfect American flag. I was like wow, I've never seen that constellation before but it just made sense to me. So I got into the gym and walked over to the bench to start my chest workout. I threw 225 lbs on there because something just told me it would be the perfect warm up weight, my normal warm up is usually 135 lbs. I threw that weight up for 45 times like I was lifting feathers instead of hard, cold, steel. I couldn't believe what was happening! So I walked over to the dumbbells and picked up the 150lbs ones, because once again it just felt right. As I was pushing the dumbbells like teddy bears into the air, Mr. Trump appeared floating above me and said "We will make Ame