Judgemental Giraffe #001

Giraffes. Always looking down on everyone, never deigning to lower themselves to eat grass like everyone else. We get it, you're fancy. Sure we want to join you for brunch, listen to your LAX stories, and fool around with your daughter, but relax a bit. Okay? • 100% cotton • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico We're a small group doing things for fun, so we make these items as they are ordered. It will take a day or two longer than other stores to process each order, but your item will be fresh as the dickens and never moldy from an amazon warehouse. Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ 4XL 34 30 24 ¼ 5XL 35 32 25 ¼