Trash Panda T-Shirt

🦝💨🥃 Product Description: The Trash Panda (Wasted Woods Edition) This ain’t just a raccoon running with bourbon…this little masked menace is straight-up hammered and wobbling like a Friday night karaoke champion. He’s mid-sprint, bottle in paw, pupils dilated, tail zig-zagging, and absolutely sloshed on Kentucky’s finest.The stance? Unstable.The grin? Questionable.The vibe? Peak forest felony meets tipsy toddler balance. Perfect for: Bourbon lovers who’ve also been one sip past logic Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while clearly not fine Campers who’ve heard raccoon giggles at 1:47am Feral trail goblins with bar tabs Printed on our buttery-soft tees and hoodies because being drunk in the woods should at least feel comfy. Garment Information:  Fabric: 100% Cotton  “Wash cold, like a beer 🍺and a doobie on a hot summer day.” “Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.” “Tumble Dry low… like your productivity.” “Don’t iron me.  Wrinkles = character, just like your bong.”  unisex fit SIZE CHART