Tin Candles

FOR THE LIVING ROOM: Oud - A light refreshing scent to help offset your unbelievably hot, strong, handsome husband's pheromones, so that a lesser female doesn't catch his scent and attempt to cause issues.  (I.E., Cover his sweaty ball smell) FOR THE BEDROOM: Black Opium - The perfect scent to cover up that hot, nasty, sweaty sex. FOR THE BATHROOM: Salt Air - A scent that mixes perfectly with your morning dump.  Hence the name - "WHO SHIT IN THE MEADOW." FOR THE HOLIDAYS: Balsam Fir & Fig - This candle makes me want to build a fire, drink bourbon, and cuddle with you.   **Sold Individually