Kingdom Cum Couples Board Game

Valentine's Day is fast approaching and I have the answer to those Date Night plan frustrations! I, Chef Tae, have developed a board game to help bring any couple closer for an intimate night of getting to know one another again. Now accepting pre-orders.  Game will be shipped on February 1st, 2021 in time for Valentines Day! Here's what you need to know: OBJECTIVE:  There is a war being fought in the Kingdom of Coitus. Your mate is a soldier in the war who stands behind the general and the King in their beliefs. You and the other women of the kingdom are opposed of the war and devise a plan to withhold sex from your partners. Your objective is to get him as horny as possible without penetration. Sir Knight, your objective is to finish the game without pre- Cumming, having an organism or mounting your significant other. Madam, feel free to have as many orgasms as you please!   RULES: The objective of the game is to see how long the knight can hold out.  If he can not, he lose