Allergic to Plans Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cozy Limited Edition for Homebodies

Allergic to Plans Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cozy Limited Edition for Homebodies

$58.00
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Your Official Excuse for Saying No ✌️ Flaking isn’t just a habit—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you're a proud homebody, socially selective, or just allergic to group texts, this cozy crewneck lets the world know exactly where you stand: at home, in sweats, not coming. Featuring the main text “Allergic to Plans” and a bonus micro-mantra that reads “Flaking is my love language,” this sweatshirt is your comfy shield against brunch invites, spontaneous hangouts, and anything requiring real pants. Choose your comfort level: Ash Grey (Gildan): 50% cotton, 50% polyester | 8.0 oz | Classic, cozy, tried-and-true Athletic Heather (Bella Canvas): 90% cotton, 10% polyester fleece | 8.0 oz | Buttery-soft and slightly more lightweight Both feature a relaxed, unisex fit and are screen printed by hand in California. Wash cold, hang dry, stay home. 🛋️ Part of The Cozy AF Drop – a limited-edition release that disappears after 30 days.Available through August 31st. After that, it’s headed straight to the

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