Coffee Makes Me Poop Socks – Funny Unisex Gym Socks Made in USA

Coffee Makes Me Poop Socks – Funny Unisex Gym Socks Made in USA

$15.00
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Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Socks ☕💩Nothing jumpstarts your day quite like a hot cup of coffee… followed by a swift sprint to the bathroom. These socks celebrate the sacred ritual of caffeine-fueled productivity, digestive urgency, and yes—essential business. Wear them proudly, whether you’re brewing at home or blowing up the office restroom. ✨ Perky, punny, and perfectly full of crap—in a good way. Details: Unisex fit — one size fits most (women’s 6 to men’s 15) Wide ribbed, mid-calf length 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex Made in the USA Best worn with sneakers or roomy shoes Colors: Brown Cotton with Cream and Black Nylon accents Machine wash cold, line dry Toe-tally hilarious gift for coffee lovers, early risers, and anyone who treats their French press like a laxative.

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