Not Drinking Sucks Hoodie

Because sobriety is overrated. Let’s be honest—life’s just better with a drink in hand. Our "Not Drinking Sucks" hoodie, featuring a small retro chest print, says what we’re all thinking. Perfect for those who’d rather be cracking open a cold one than pretending to enjoy water, this hoodie is your go-to for making a statement. Comfortable, cheeky, and straight to the point, wear it even when you’re forced to do the unthinkable—stay sober. Please be sure to check the size chart. If you want to layer this or like it baggy, you may want to order up in size.