Timeline Hat

When the world’s on fire and you're just here for the sarcasm. This embroidered hat reads: I do not recommend this timeline. A retro nod to the chaos, it's made for anti-fascists, realists, and doom-scrolling pros. Perfect for political humor lovers, protest gear, or anyone coping with today’s mess through irony and eye-rolls. Because yeah…this is not fine. Available here on our snapback hat, dad hat, trucker hat, and knit beanie. Click the size chart above to see fit and fabric info.