Literally Cannot Go Tits Up Hoodie

WSB's famous last words... Are you super confident in your trade? Know-nothing can go wrong with it? Then this hoodie is for  .: Classic fit .: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Length, in 27.17 27.96 29.14 29.93 31.11 31.89 33.08 33.86 Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.99 28 29.93 31.89 33.86 Sleeve length from CB, in 33 34.02 35 35.99 37.01 38 39.02 40