Sassy Quatch Lady Sasquatch in High Heels Sassyquatch

What can I say... fewer things have more sass than a sassyquatch. Made out of 18 gauge rusted steel with three coats of protective clear, making it ideal for both indoor and outdoor use. 13" tall x 7" wide A fun note in regards to shipping: I apologize, but my crystal ball in regards to shipping speed seems to be malfunctioning and/or lost its magic. Once I have put your package in the mail, it is out of my hands... literally. If you message me with inquiries about where your package is, I will simply look at the tracking number that is available to both you as the customer, and myself as the artist. I do not have a secret relationship with the postal service that gives me special information as to why you have not received your package or its exact location. If you waited until the last minute or right before a holiday to buy something that is time-sensitive, I cannot relay that sense of urgency to the postal service as they are indifferent. Just like everyone else on the planet, I on