Gulf of America Shark Tote Bag

The Gulf of America Shark Tote Bag – Because if we’re going to have a massive body of water bordering Texas, Florida, and Louisiana, it might as well be ours. Featuring a fierce American flag shark circling its newly claimed waters, this tote is the perfect way to show that we’re not just taking names—we’re renaming entire oceans. 🦈 Perfect for:✅ Hauling beach gear to the greatest Gulf in the world✅ Carrying the weight of liberal tears (don’t worry, this tote is leak-proof)✅ Stashing snacks for your Florida freedom rallies✅ Bringing home all that offshore oil that suddenly became American-owned Made with 100% polyester, just like our founding fathers would have wanted, this tote is strong, reliable, and won’t back down—kind of like Florida. Double-stitched seams ensure maximum durability, while cotton webbing straps provide comfort for carrying all your big wins. Available in 3 patriotic sizes: Small – Just big enough for your Constitution and a pocket-sized Trump speech. Medium – F