Apocalyptic Ape #7721 Pineapple Habanero Hot Sauce

Pineapple Habanero – Tropical Punch to the Face Pineapple Habanero is what happens when a beach vacation and a bad decision fall into the same blender. It hits first with crushed pineapple and orange juice, a sticky-sweet tropical blast that makes you think you are safe. Then the habanero peppers clock in with a clean, sharp burn that climbs just high enough to make you respect it. Not ruin-your-week heat, but definitely “why am I sweating over tacos” energy. Onion, garlic honey, and vinegar stack in the savory and tangy backbone, while lime juice and citric acid crank the brightness so it cuts through rich food like a tiny, fruity chainsaw. Tarragon and celery salt sneak in as the secret weirdos in the back, adding herbal and salty depth that makes this taste way more chef-y than a bottle with apocalypse branding has any right to be. Smooth and clingy, so it coats whatever you are about to inhale. This is the sauce for people who want their heat with a side of sunshine and chaos. Flav