Apocalyptic Ape #878 Apocalyptic Hot Sauce

Apocalyptic – The End of Mild as You Know It Apocalyptic is not a condiment. It is a controlled detonation in a glass bottle. It starts with a sharp distilled vinegar snap and that classic red jalapeño pepper mash flavor you recognize from “normal” hot sauce. Then the 1 million Scoville pepper extract kicks in and politely deletes your concept of “normal” from the timeline. The burn is fast, aggressive, and absolutely committed to its job. Underneath the fire, there is still flavor: garlic powder and pure cane sugar build a simple, addictive backbone. Jalapeño powder doubles down on authentic pepper taste, while lemon extract brightens the edges so it is not just flat heat. Thick and clingy, so every drop sticks to your food and, unfortunately for you, your memory. This is the flagship meltdown sauce. The one your rational brain says no to and your inner chaos goblin grabs anyway. Flavor Profile: Front: Bright vinegar and lemon snap with classic red jalapeño flavor Core: Brutal, li