Naughty Santa Sack Christmas Card

Santa’s not the only one whose sack is getting emptied tonight. 🎅 This card brings big filthy energy to your holiday gifting—perfect for your husband, boyfriend, or sneaky link. A2 card (4.25 x 5.5”) Blank inside so you can confess your holiday sins Protective cello sleeve + kraft envelope included Comes with my signature "rip open this mofo" sticker Ships in a sturdy white cardboard envelope via USPS Ground Advantage Need it fast? Upgrade shipping at checkout because you’re a last-minute legend.