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The Official Membership to Assaholics Anonymous Bundle Mix and Match and Save On a budget or just need it fast, you can order a digital version of the Certified Official Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous Certificate. Bestowed by the Minister of Assholery, you are then also vested with the powers to make anyone in your world an "Associate" Certified Member. We email you the Official Digital "Certified Asshole Membership Certificate." As a fast gift you can print it at home right now, put yours or your Honoree's name on it, and publicly present it in the most dramatic of fashions. It is hilarious to see the immediate laughter! We also send you the digital "Associate" Membership Certificate. Print and present them to your "crew", or as many friends, family, or coworkers you deem worthy of the honor. Video and then post the good ones on your socials to entertain your followers. Forever be known as "a Certified Founding Member of Assaholics Anonymous bestowed by the Minister of Asshol