The Ultimate Royal Asshole

This is a Global Recognition for Elite Royal Assholes Assaholics Anonymous, started as a joke in June of 2023, has become a global reality!  So, who wants to be the first person in the world to buy one of these for lifelong global bragging rights as the FIRST TRULY CERTIFIED ROYAL ASSHOLE IN THE WORLD?   Want to show off that extra money you got? Great! We created this for anybody out there who gets the joke, AND who has more money than brains, as some of you Assholes certainly do. Royal Assholes will automatically become the highest level of Assholery and bad-assery, with powers spanning the globe! World Power baby, world power. (To make this shit exclusive we are limiting Royal Assholes to 5 per nation, sorry Assholes.***)  That's why it is so friggin' expensive. That, and there are people out there with a shitload of money who demand nothing but the best…so only fucking ROYALTY works for them. Then fucking ROYALTY, we will give them.  We may or may not have inhaled a LOT when we pu