Spicy Litmas Survival Kit
🎄 Spicy Litmas Survival Kit – Your holiday season just got a whole lot naughtier. This limited-edition kit is packed with bookish mischief, cozy chaos, and a dash of spice to keep your TBR warm and your tree trembling. Inside, you’ll find: Library Card Tote & Pencil Bag: For hauling your smutty reads and scribbling spicy plot twists—classic, nerdy, and unapologetically hot. Bookish Socks: Keep your toes warm while your books make them curl. Cockmas Pickle Ornament: The holiday tradition you didn’t know you needed. It’s suggestive. It’s ridiculous. It’s perfect. Bookmark Holder: Keep your place in all the wrong books. Color and style may vary, but the sass is guaranteed. Pen & Book Tracker Spiral Notebook: For giving a five star rating to a book where the hero is a teddy bear. We don’t judge. Bookish Ornament and Keychain: A little something extra to round out the chaos. Colored Tabs and Highlighters: So you can come back to that spicy scene after the kids are in b