Vegan Cow Heads

Pastoral decor with no bull. Kinder than taxidermy and more three-dimensional than an oil painting, these wall-mounted cow heads are both handsome and dependably quiet. The set of three cruelty-free heads is a perfect focal point for restful contemplation during lengthy conference calls. A low-maintenance build saves time for the office cleaner, unless that cleaner becomes as spooked as we eventually did by the blank placidity of their plaster eyes: watching, watching, always watching. Color: kefir Heavier than you’d expect Shapely horns Plaster cud sold separately