Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace

With the recent influx of new products in the penis-shaped candy market, bachelorettes have gotten harder and harder to impress. Regular old penis-shaped hard candy? SO boring. Penis-shaped hard candy on a ring you can wear? Yawn. Rainbow-colored penis-shaped hard candy on a ring you can wear? Nice try. Rainbow-colored penis-shaped hard candy on a ring you can wear that’s also attached to a necklace made of rainbow-colored hard candy? Oh, hello there, what’s this? We might finally have hit upon something worth talking about!But wherever might one find such a rare and marvelous piece of penis-shaped candy? To what ends of the Earth must one travel to find a delectable dick-shaped treat that fits all these rigorous criteria? Okay, you’ve probably figured out where this is going by now. The answer is right here. This is the candy we’re talking about.The Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace is one of the tastiest, most fashionable, and best value candies we sell for bachelorette parties. Not only