Stripper Straws - Male Strippers

Uh-oh. Now you’re in a bit of a pickle. The bachelorette just asked you to get her a male stripper for the bachelorette party. Actually, she asked you to get her not one, not two, but three male strippers. She always did have fairly demanding tastes. But how the heck are you going to do that? You certainly don’t have any clue where to hire strippers from, not any more, not since college... but you suspect it probably involves being seen in the parts of town where you wouldn’t want to be seen. And besides, aren’t strippers pretty expensive? All that money would be much better spent on booze for the party! You can’t in good conscience go through with this plan, but you’d hate to see her anything less than completely satisfied with her big night... what are you going to do?A-ha! Eureka, that’s it! There’s a way that you can give her what she wants and save your wallet and reputation at the same time: Stripper Straws! All you need to do is buy one pack of Stripper Straws, and voila, the th