Messy B- Liar Scammer Lanyard

"I'm a liar, a scammer, a real messy bitch"            Joanne the Scammer inspired, these wristlets and lanyards give it to you straight and with a devilish grin. Being a straight-laced goody two shoes is boring. Smash the patriarchy one scam, one hacked account, one stolen credit card at a time. If we are all going to hell anyway we are going to earn our seat in its innermost circle.   Our lanyards for keys and phones are unique. You won't find one like it anywhere else. BadMouthed Bruja Lanyards are measured to fit comfortably around your wrist securely while allowing wiggle room with metal details that bring weight and a polished look. Carry your phone and keys in style. Wear what you want Leave your purse at home and squeeze into those skinny jeans, dresses, skirts or rompers with no functional pockets Be Safe Have your phone out and ready in case of an emergency and your keys for quick easy access getting into your house or car Stay Versatile Each Messy B- Liar Scammer lanyar