My Heart Radiates for You - Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

I'd be worried if this was actually the case. Thankfully, it's just another terrible science joke.  4.13" x 5.83" card plus white envelope Silky, satin printed finish for vibrant colors and excellent tactile quality Folded card, blank interior with uncoated surface for easily writing your own greeting Made with sustainably sourced paper, designed by Because Science, and printed in the USA