Lower Your Expectations Wrapping Paper

Jenny originally made this wrapping paper for her sisters—who, no matter what she gave them, always managed to look deeply underwhelmed. So rather than trying (and failing) to impress them, she decided to manage expectations before they even opened the gift. Now, this wrap does the hard work for you. Got a last-minute, mildly questionable present? A re-gift that technically still counts? No worries. This paper sets the stage, softens the blow, and maybe even gets a laugh—before the disappointment truly sets in. Read the story behind this design → FAQ Q: What sizes do you offer? A: Sheets are 19" × 27" (great for a shirt box). Rolls are 19" × 81" — equal to three sheets — and come in a reusable storage sleeve. Q: What is the paper like? A: Printed on premium 70 lb matte paper that’s uncoated, smooth, and easy to fold without tearing. Q: Is it eco‑friendly? A: Yes — fully recyclable, uncoated, and produced in small batches using vegetable‑based inks, chemistry‑free plates, and 100% wind‑