No LEGO Here Wrapping Paper

This paper states, "No Lego Here" (fun fact: Lego is singular because it’s an adjective). It also clearly says: Do not shake, Do not rattle. But if you do, just a little, you’ll hear that unmistakable clink-clink of Legos, teasing you into wondering what’s really inside. It’s the perfect way to remind kids not to believe everything they read. FAQ Q: What sizes do you offer? A: Sheets are 19" × 27" (great for a shirt box). Rolls are 19" × 81" — equal to three sheets — and come in a reusable storage sleeve. Q: What is the paper like? A: Printed on premium 70 lb matte paper that’s uncoated, smooth, and easy to fold without tearing. Q: Is it eco‑friendly? A: Yes — fully recyclable, uncoated, and produced in small batches using vegetable‑based inks, chemistry‑free plates, and 100% wind‑powered electricity. Q: Is the design single‑sided? A: Yes — the pattern is printed on one side with a clean white back.