MAGA Tears Wax Melts
Ah, the sweet scent of getting everything you voted for—and hating it. In just the first month of his return to power, we’ve watched: Innocent American-born citizens deported to what are essentially concentration camps—because of the color of their skin. A full-blown MAGA-EXIT as supporters realize oh no, they’re actually doing what they promised. Anti-trans executive orders targeting less than a dozen people—because cruelty is the point. The “anti-war” leader launching us into multiple wars at once—including, inexplicably, with Canada. Yikes. Inflation spiking nearly 4% in just 30 days, while grocery prices, rent, and bills remain untouched. Only 1,430 days to go! Meanwhile, on the world stage? We’re being headlined as a fascist state, a nation mid-coup, and—somehow—still clueless about tariffs. And now, the reality is sinking in:🥚 No cheaper eggs.💊 No affordable healthcare.🚨 No safer streets.🔌 Higher electric bills.🎄 Smaller Christmases.📉 More lost jobs, fewer safety nets—if any at