Definitely Not on Drugs - Unisex T-Shirt

Definitely Not On Drugs Wearing this shirt always gets attention and definitely a conversation starter. A great friend of mine was wearing this and it was actually true!  He quit years ago but still thought the shirt was funny.  But yes I wear this shirt, just not through Customs & Imigration… Sizes are men's, so please downsize 1 for women. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Size guide   XS S M