I’m not stupid. Show me the candy first, then I get in the Van! - Tank

I’m not stupid.  Show me the candy first, then I get in the Van! Of all the shirts that I wear, this is the one that actually got me into trouble.  I was at a bar/pool hall in Dallas, TX and a lady came up to me and told me how much my shirt offended her and that it was extremely inappropriate!  All I could think about is how glad I wasn’t wearing something that might actually be offensive.. Lol  Honestly, I like all of these shirts because they really are not offensive and are just simply funny.  But we all know there are a few Karen’s out there waiting for us.   But seriously, I’m not stupid.  Rules are rules, so show me the candy! Sizes are men's, so please downsize 1 for women. A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²) • 30 single