I’m not stupid. Show me the candy first, then I get in the Van! - Unisex T-Shirt

I’m not stupid.  Show me the candy first, then I get in the Van! Of all the shirts that I wear, this is the one that actually got me into trouble.  I was at a bar/pool hall in Dallas, TX and a lady came up to me and told me how much my shirt offended her and that it was extremely inappropriate!  All I could think about is how glad I wasn’t wearing something that might actually be offensive.. Lol  Honestly, I like all of these shirts because they really are not offensive and are just simply funny.  But we all know there are a few Karen’s out there waiting for us.   But seriously, I’m not stupid.  Rules are rules, so show me the candy! Sizes are men's, so please downsize 1 for women. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colo