
YOU MUST BE A C-SECTION BABY THE WAY YOU HATE LABOR TEE
If lazy had a diagnosis — this shirt’s the test result.The “You Must Be a C-Section Baby the Way You Hate Labor” Tee is for the ones who clock in, carry the load, and carry the sarcasm.Whether you're in healthcare, trades, or just stuck next to a grown adult who somehow always disappears when it's time to work — this is the uniform for calling it like it is. 💬 The Vibe: Petty? Sure. Petty with purpose? Absolutely. Will it start a conversation at work? 100%. Will it get you written up? Probably not… but worth it. 🎨 Available in: Black – classic shade for shady coworkers Ash Grey – smooth delivery of cold truths Pink – playful but deadly Safety Orange & Green – perfect for job sites and high-vis insults 👕 The Build: Ultra-soft cotton blend – perfect for laborers and those pretending to be Unisex fit – fits every hard worker and fake helper Durable print – won’t fade, unlike your partner’s work ethic Made for hospitals, job sites, union halls, and uncomfort