Mortar Crew

I've Never Heard Of A Gray Shirt Failing To Do Its Job. Look, if you're looking for a versatile and classic piece of clothing, then look no further. Blam's Premium Mortar is the most convenient shirt that one can possibly own. Why? Well, it simply goes well with anything. Not kidding. Whether you're hitting the town or staying in for the evening, there's never a wrong time for this classic shirt. Oh, and a quick P.S.It is important for us to point out that while we're selling Premium Mortar, we're not actually selling literal cement. We're selling shirts. So to all those odd ones out there, sorry for watering down your expectations! Each shirt is made of soft and comfortable fabrics of the highest caliber giving you unparalleled levels of style and comfort anytime, anywhere.  Features ApexSoft, our buttery-soft proprietary poly-cotton fabric Smart fit ensures the tee looks good on all body shapes Prewashed to ensure colors don't fade Happiness guaranteed return and exchange policy