Funny Drinking 8 Glasses of Water vs Beers card

Why does drinking 8 glasses of water feel impossible but drinking 8 beers feels like we’re just getting started. Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve. [card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2 [envelope color] recycled kraft brown [envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2 [material] paper [inside] blank