The Stripper

By Bob Malone   He believes that:Elvis is coming backSteppin’ on a crack break your mamma’s backCell phones give you cancer…Jesus is the answerDrinkin Budweiser makes ya sexyThere’s only one way to do a thing correctlyYou can make a million bucks working from homeJust call the toll-free number on the telephone And he thinks the stripper likes himHe thinks he’s getting the eye andTonight he’s gonna strike like lightningHe thinks its attraction but he’s got it wrongShe’s just eyeing that Jackson in his sweaty palmBut he thinks the stripper likes him… He believes the:Tabloid screamers in the checkout rackMagic pills make you shed a hundred pounds of fatAll the lines they feed ya right before they leave yaAll that crap about the liberal mediaAlcohol is all you need to make you sound wittyCrocodiles in the sewers under New York CityThere’s nothing short sighted ‘bout blind ambitionAnd Kenny G is a jazz musician CHORUS BRIDGE:Renaissance, Enlightenment, Industrial RevolutionSeems like they n