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Who knew that The Who were among the great philosophers of our time? To 'Know thy self' for authenticity, you have to answer the question, 'Who are you?' All sizes are the same price! (No paying extra for larger sizes) This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it may take us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand like this instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! We’re also very eco-conscious, using seven times less water in our dyeing process and producing virtually zero waste. We use water-based inks, not petroleum based, bio-degradable and non-toxic.  Delivery: Average production time of 2.5 days is based on the last 30 days. Then it is sent out to you via USPS. Our Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee has these GREAT FEATURES! Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)). See our FAQs for more info. Classic fit (See Table) - Runs true to size The sp