What I Lick Before Your Face: And Other Haikus by Dogs

“The one book every dog lover should have at their fingertips for an instant smile.” —The New BarkerThe perfect gift for dog lovers everywhere—a heartwarming and hilarious collection of sixty-four haikus and gorgeous color photographs celebrating man’s best friend.From the perks of face licking to considering what constitutes a good boy, these charming and laugh-out-loud funny haikus take us into the minds of our beloved pets. Capturing the quirky personalities of our dogs and their unique bond with us and illustrated throughout with adorable color photographs of dogs of all shapes and sizes,What I Lick Before Your Faceis a fun and loving celebration of the canine spirit.PlayingI do not believeThat your fixation with myPlaying Dead is fineStandingI sometimes feel badThat I don’t get as happyWhenever you sitThe Outside BellIt is very rudeThat you don’t call out in joyWhen people arrive