Exhausted By Existence Messenger Bag

Kittens, puppies, sunsets, cupcakes — sure, existence presents us with a silver lining here and there, but broadly speaking, it’s a nonstop dystopia full of triggers for despair, anxiety, depression, and ever-present low-key dread. Whether you’re merely tired of *this* week’s cavalcade of mundane drudgery or actively pining for a return to the void from whence you were plucked, this cute, colorful, and kawaii inspired outer space bag makes a great gift for introverts and curmudgeons looking for a subtle way to let the rest of humanity know “I hate people and am looking forward to leaving the rest of you to rot on this stupid planet.”Bag Info: 100% cotton canvas adjustable shoulder strap exterior and interior zippered pockets side pockets with magnetic snaps This stylish sturdy messenger bag is made of 14 oz 100% cotton canvas. Enzyme washed with frayed edges for a distressed vintage aesthetic. The bag features an adjustable shoulder strap, which can be adjusted between 33.5 and 58 inch