Joe Dirt Fireworks Stand T-shirt (Double-sided printing)

Front printing: Where is good stuff, man? Good stuff! Back printing: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no Black Cats, no Roman Candles, or Screaming Mimis?No.Oh come on, man. You don’t got no Lady Fingers, Fuzz Buttles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zippity Do Das, or Crap Flappers?No, I don't.You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no Whistlin' Bungholes, no Spleen Splitters, Whisker Biscuits, Honkey Lighters, Hoosker Doos, Hoosker Don'ts, Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Daisers, with or without the Scooter Stick, or one single Whistlin' Kitty Chaser?No, because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.Well, that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer. #David Wayne Spade #Adam Beach #4th of July #Independence Day #the Fourth of July   Size Chart:   Size Shoulder Bust Length cm inch cm inch cm inch XS 39 15.4 86 33.9 62 24.4 S 42 16.5  92 36.2 65 25.6 M 45 17.7