Case Of Cash

Do you have issues of having too much money? You don't feel you can transport your stash of cash in broad daylight without fear of robbery? Do you just really want to feel important and want to get one of these cases to fill with monopoly money? We understand your predicament. That's why we have created the Case Of Cash for our wealthiest clients. It can fit up to $2,000,000 in cash in $100's. If you need more money in it, we can build it bigger. Add $4,000,000 to the order and we'll even include the $2,000,000 dollars Specifications: 1/4 inch ABS Double angle aluminum extrusion Gasketing valence Keylocking butterfly latches Recessed handle 1/2" plank foam in the entire interior Add-on's: Add a discrete weapon compartment - $150 Replace aluminum with solid gold - $3500 Velvet interior - $250 GPS locator - $750 Self-destruct mechanism - contact for details Is this a joke? Yes. Kind of