Daily Bread #222 "Scrandle"

Scrandle is too overeager to be my friend. He is an annoying poop bag and I don't want to be friends with him. I wish he would grow some eyelids so he could blink sometimes because I'm done with being watched all the time. His eyes glow and he watches me sleep and I don't like it. I might leave him on a park bench by accident one day idk. f u Scrandle 100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin to prevent mold. All breads have a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging!