Squonk Just Wants a Beer T-Shirt

Meet the world’s saddest cryptid—and its only comfort: a cold one. The Squonk Just Wants a Beer T-Shirt stars a droopy-eyed Squonk (that legendary Pennsylvania creature prone to self-dissolution) clutching a frothy pint, under the headline “The Squonk Just Wants a Beer!” and cheeky subtext “Is pa cryptid crying for a brew?” Printed on soft brown ringspun cotton, it’s a feel-good anthem for anyone who’s ever needed a drink to chase the blues away. Material: 100% ringspun cotton—soft as a hug when your mythical tears start flowing Fit: Unisex regular cut—fits cryptid fans and beer aficionados alike Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; print stays intact through every comforting sip Design: Detailed cartoon Squonk with forlorn expression holding a pint, set inside a blue-oval backdrop, framed by vintage gold-and-cream typography Usage: Perfect for lore buffs, pub regulars, or cheering up anyone who’s ever felt a little… ephemeral Unsure what Size to Order? Check out our Si