Whoop Ass Hand Balm

Give your dehydrated hands some tough love - open a can of WHOOP ASS on 'em! After spending months up to our elbows in soap and washing our hands literally a hundred times a day (not to mention our other jobs as bartenders), our hands were dry dry dry. We developed this hand balm for ourselves, and fell in looooove. We started with a bunch of natural butters, and loaded it up with skin-softening and healing products like citrus and sage essential oil and vitamin E. After some meltiness problems, we added candelilla wax so we could keep the can in our pockets at all times. At the first hint of dryness, we'd pull out our can, friends started enquiring, so we made another few batches for them, they loved it too. So here we are! Now the world can open a can of WHOOP ASS! It's meant to be a balm, not a cream, so it's pretty firm, but you just rub your fingers over it a few times and then massage it into your manky mitts, especially your nails and cuticles. Your hands will thank you! Elbows