The Jerk T-Shirt

Iconic romantic scene from The Jerk featuring Steve Martin + Bernadette Peters. Click here to watch. 100% Cotton Unisex T-Shirt (Athletic Heather 90% Cotton / 10% Poly). Made to order. No returns. Ships in 5-7 days.  I KNOW WE’VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 4 WEEKS AND 3 DAYS BUT TO ME IT SEEMS LIKE 9 WEEKS AND 5 DAYS. THE 1ST DAY SEEMED LIKE A WEEK AND THE 2ND DAY SEEMED LIKE 5 DAYS AND THE 3RD DAY SEEMED LIKE A WEEK AGAIN AND THE 4TH DAY SEEMED LIKE 8 DAYS AND THE 5TH DAY YOU WENT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER AND THAT SEEMED JUST LIKE A DAY THEN YOU CAME BACK AND LATER ON THE 6TH DAY IN THE EVENING WHEN WE SAW EACH OTHER THAT STARTED SEEMING LIKE 2 DAYS SO IN THE EVENING IT SEEMED LIKE 2 DAYS SPILLING OVER INTO THE NEXT DAY AND THAT STARTED SEEMING LIKE 4 DAYS SO AT THE END OF THE 6TH DAY ON INTO THE 7TH DAY THAT SEEMED LIKE A TOTAL OF 5 DAYS AND THE 6TH DAY SEEMED LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF. Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37