Get Lost In Burning Valley Souvenir Tee

There was this old 1%er you'd always see at the pumps or cruising the twistys out near the old proving grounds. They call it the "National Security Site" now. It certainly don't make any of us feel very secure knowing the sand is basically half fallout but they tell us we're all "perfectly safe". Anyway, I don't think anyone ever caught his name but his breath always smelled of Blatz & Lucky Strikes. Teeth & mustache yellowed from the nicotine. You could always hear that damn shovel head echoing off the buttes long before you'd ever catch a glimpse of the dirty chrome. That old shirt sun faded & cracked, eagle eye gleaming out from under his cuts as he'd float by. Simultaneously crawling & flying in that way only Milwaukee iron does.  A classic 90s fit. With a slightly faded vintage finish to match and a luxurious heavyweight drape.  Please closely consult the size chart. We are a tiny operation and items are produced at small scale. Returns will only be approved on a c