Formal Invitation to Get Freaky

This isn’t just a coaster—it’s foreplay in cursive. You’re not dropping hints, you’re dropping panties with poetry. For the ones who can’t be bothered with subtlety and consider “consent with flair” their love language. Put your drink down, take your pants off, and let this coaster politely seduce whoever’s sitting next to you. Bonus points if they bring snacks Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4