Love, Capitalism, and a Coaster

Ah yes—how beautiful it is to find someone who just wants your company… until you realize they meant your literal fucking business. Set your drink down on this sarcastic masterpiece and let it absorb the emotional damage (and condensation) for you. Because whether it’s romance or a hostile takeover, this coaster’s got your back Note: Images shown are representative; actual product details may vary slightly. All coasters are handmade 4“ x 4