I Meant What I Said
$6.00
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Yeah, drinks are on me—because I’m a fucking coaster. Not a placemat, not a napkin, and sure as hell not the table. Put your damn glass down and let me do what I was born to do: get soaked, sticky, and slightly ignored while preventing your tequila from leaving a ring of shame. You’re welcome
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